How is this guy still able to walk?

Apparently David Whitley (above) had a death wish that wasn't fulfilled. His trip to USF to get student opinions on the upcoming UCF game and his accompanying article have outraged many USF students, alumni, and fans. Mission Accomplished, Dave. My guess is that while on the bull it was the first time Mr. Whitley had ever had a set of balls (real or not) between his legs.